Menu – Patissez

Eggs

Egg Your Style Fried, Scrambled or Buttered Eggs – With a toasted sourdough Slice & Saled	235
Mirchi Wala Omelette Desi Specialty Stuffed with Chilies and Cheese Served with Roesti, Maska Pav	245
Shakshuka Masala While Egg Baked with Tomato Sauce and Cheese, Served with Salad and Feta a Lebanese Classic	335
Spanish Omelette Spanish 3 Egg Omelette with Pepper and green Chilies, Sausage and Roesti	355
Add Ons Mushrooms / Tomatoes Sausage / Bacon	95 145

Sweet Stuff

House Pancakes Three stocks of Fulfilled Pancakes with Metal Butter, Fruit Brunoises and vanilla Soft Serve and Choice of batter
Choco Chip	315
Blueberry	325
Nutella Addicted Waffle Loads of Nutella, Fresh Banana, Whipped Vanilla Bean and Chocolate Galato, Pistachio Crump	315

Appetizers

Station Veg Cutlets Served with ‘Chilli Ketchup’ & Masala Fries	285
Fried Potato Roesti Crispy Home Made Roesti Served With Loads of Parmesan and Chilli Tomato Jam	275
Masala Paneer Tacos Masala Paneer Tikka Dices and Stuffed in Tacos with Lettuce and Salsa	385
Mushroom Albondigas Minced Mushroom Dumplings; Tomato and Feta	365
House Nachos With Cheese Sauce Crispy Carnitos Nachos Topped With Warm Cheddar Cheese Sauce, Baked Beans and Works	295
Cheese Garlic Bread French Loaf Slices With Garlic Butter	265
Cheese Garlic Bread French Loaf Slices With Garlic Butter And Cheese	285

Salad

Simple Greek Salad Diced Simple Veggies With Basil, Oregano and Feta Cheese – Simple Served With Garlic Bread	315
Iceberg N Jerk Crispy Iceberg, Khubbus, Cherry Tomatoes, Dates, Parmesan And Grilled Jerk Chicken	385
Add Ons Chicken Prawns Bacon	95 145 145

Soups

Mexican Tomato Soup With Tortilla Chips	245
Chicken Porridge Soup with Chilli Oil	275

Appetizers

Crispy Creole Chicken Wings Marinated Overnight & Batter Fried Crisp with Patisez’s Signature Spice Dust	425
PFC – Patissez Fried Chicken Buttermilk Coated Chicken Thigh Fried Crisp – Spice Dust	475
Grilled Chicken ’75s’ Chicken Thigh Grilled With Peri Peri and Served With Blue Cheese Sauce	495
Fisherman’s Basket Fried Basket Of Seafood Goodies; Tartar Sauce	555
Two Way Pesto Prawns Prawns Skewered & Marinated with Chilli and Classic Basil Pesto Grilled	525
Meat Ball ‘Press’ Our Version of Lamb Swedish Meat Balls Pressed & Grilled – Served with Cheese and Pickles	495

Burgers

Fresh Lettuce, Tomato, Onions & Fries are included in all our Burgers

The Ultimate Paneer Burger Paneer and Herb Patty with Fresh Veggies and Topped with a Slab od Cheddar and Pickles	385
Cordon Bleu Desi Specialty Stuffed with Chilies and Cheese Served with Roesti, Maska Pav	405
PFC Stack Stacks Of Patissez Fried Chicken, Chipotle, Cheese and Pickles And Generous Paprika Dust	495
The Classic Burger (Beef) Mince Spiced Grilled Patty With English Cheddar Slab, Jalapeno Caps	525
Patissez Freak Burger Seasoned Spiced Mince Double Patty, Bacon, Fried Egg, Cheese, Slaw	525
Chicken Supremo Hand Minced Chicken Patty Topped with Fried Egg, Cheese and Spicy Tomato Salsa	505

Proper Toasties / Wraps

Veggie Grilled Vegetables And Paneer, Pesto & Cheese	285
Chilli Pesto Veggie Mixed Veg In Chilli Pesto, Mozzarella, Mushrooms and Tomato Sauce	295
The Chicken Flamer Spicy Grilled Chickens Bits with Peri-Peri, Veggies & Cheese	395
Creamed Chicken and Mushroom Grilled Chicken Creamed with Diced Mushroom and Cilantro with Aloli	405

Mains

Grilled Vegetable & Vol-au-Vent Vegetable Cacciatore, Grilled Cottage Cheese with Buttered Rice In A Classic Puff Pastry Case	465
Ratatouille Lasagne Pasta Sheets Layered With Spicy Vegetable Ratatouille And Smothered With Cheese Sauce; Tomato Cream	465
Creamy Charred Broccoli Polonaise Served with Spicy Arabiatta Sauce, Sourdough Pizzola and Smashed New Potatoes Tossed with Sun-dried Tomatoes and Olives	475
Thyme Roast Chicken With Red Jus, Garlic Mashed Potato, Butter Tossed Vegetables	525
Fish N Prawn Grill A Combination Of Grilled Prawns And Dusted Fish Served With Smashed Potatoes And Veggies; Almond Butter Sauce	555
Anglo Beef Curry Diced Tenderloin Cooked Traditionally With a Coconut Based Sauce and Served with Rice and Veggies	565
Rib Eye Steak Grilled to the Required Doneness – Served with Grilled Vegetables, Mashed Potatoes, Spice Dusted Wedges and Pepper Cream Sauce	645
Bangers and Mash Iconic Classic with Creamy Cheesy Mash – Sautéed Leeks and Peas – Home Reduced Gravy	605
Spiced Pork Ribs Pork Ribs Cooked On The Grill Served With Sauerkraut and Mirepoix Potatoes	695

Pizza

Thin Crust Classic Pizza; Choice of 9 inch or 12 inch

Three Cheese Pizza Simply Cheese! We Use Three Different, Delectable Cheeses!	455 / 505
Palak N Paneer Our Take on the Local Favourite with Palak, Spiced Cottage Cheese and Makhani Sauce	435 / 525
Pizza Margherita Classic with Neapolitan Sauce and Cheese	435 / 505
Greek Pizza Bell Peppers, Red Onion, Roma Tomatoes, Black Olives & Feta Cheese	435 / 515
BBQ Chicken Pizza Bell Peppers, BBQ Onion & American Corn Kernels, BBQ Chicken	465 / 555
Snow White Pizza Pesto Chicken, Black Oilves, Caramelised Onion with Greens – We use Cheese Sause for a Base	465 / 555
Flaming One Hot Patissez Chicken With Roasted Bell Peppers and Chillies, Sriracha Dripped – Tissues Anyone?	465 / 555
Classic Pepperoni N Basil Pepperoni Topped With Fresh Mozzarella and Basil	495 / 595
T – Rex The Fully Loaded Pizza with all the Meets We can Find a Lot of Spices & Vegetables & Cheese!	495 / 595

Make Your Own Pizza

Available in 12 inches

Vegetarian	525
Non-Vegetarian	595

Pasta

Spaghetti Aglio E Olio With BBQ Vegetables Served With A Grilled Cottage Cheese Slab	455
Fusilli Creamy Mushroom And Garlic Cream Sauce With Sautéed Duo Of Mushrooms, Wine and Garlic; Mushy Patty	475
Fettuccine Red Chilli Pesto Option Of Basil Or Chilli Pesto In A Cream Sauce With Parmesan, Cheesy Eggplant Steak	465
Penne Spiced Napolitano Spiced Tomato Sauce With Basil, Chilli Flakes And Jalapenos; Stuffed Yellow Chilly	455
Penne Goes Pink! Pink Sauce, Only Ours is A Bit Piquant: Sundried Tomatoes and Baby Spinach – Corn N Pepper Toastie	465
Fettuccine Chicken Mince With Sausages Chicken Mince in Brown Sauce With Thick Cut Sausages Wine and Cheese: Chicken Pizzola	495
Spaghetti Meat Balls Tomato Sauce With Italian Beef meatballs, Garlic And Basil: Cheese Garlic Bread	525
Fusilli Carbonara Fusilli Tossed with Bacon, Basil and garlic with an Egg – Cream Emulsion	555
Add Ons Chicken Prawns/Bacon	145 145

Patissez Does Desi

Aloo Nazzakat Whole Stuffed Potatoes Coated with Sesame Seeds and Served on a Bed of Techa Mayonnaise and Onion Salad	335
Tandoori Phool Duo of Cauliflower and Broccoli Marinated in Paprika and Cheese	365
Paneer Tikka Cottage Cheese and Vegetable Skewer, Chilli Laccha Salad	395
Tangri Kebab Chicken Drumsticks Marinated and Slow Cooked and Served with a Chilli Boiled Egg	525
Three Way Chicken Tikkas Three Way Marinated Chicken Tikkas – Chilli, Cream and Basil Marinades – Served with a Sun Dried Tomato Salad With Feta	515
Seekh Kebab a la Patissez Minced Lamb Skewers With Mint Chutney	555

Desi Mains

Chicken Biriyani a la Patissez Served with an Extra Helping of Raita and Salad	455
Butter Chicken Chicken Tikka Simmered in a Rich Creamy Sauce With Cashew Nuts	395
Railway Mutton Curry The Old Classic Brought Back – This Time Served with a Portion of Steamed Rice	565
Paneer Tikka Makhani The Classic Mastered by the Patissez Kitchen	355
Add Ons Steamed Rice Tawa Kerala Paratha (Set Of 2)	155 95

Milk Based

Flat White	219
Cappuccino	199
Cafe Latte	199
Mocha	219
Short Macchiato	99
Long Macchiato	119
Piccolo Latte	89

Black Coffee

Espresso	89
Long Black	139
Americano	119

Chilled

Cafe Latte	199
Mocha	219
Iced Chocolate	179
Cold Coffee	219

Hot Chocolate

Classic	199
Salted Caramel	189

Juices

Freshly Squeezed Seasonal Juice	199
Goli Soda	60

Just Straight Up Awesome Milkshakes

Gooey Chocolate Fudge
Blended with choc softie & loads of fudge

Liquid Gold
Our amazing salted caramel

Real Strawberry
Whipped with our house made proper strawberry sauce

Nutella
Fully loaded with Pure Nutella

Black Forest
Italian Amarena cherries, dark chocolate & cookie crumbs

245

Espresso Yourself
Double espresso whipped with some Liquid Gold

Spanish Caramel
House made Spanish milk caramel

Arabian Nights
Liquid Turkish Delight, rose, white chocolate & pistachios

Cookies N Cream
House cookie dough, chocolate fudge & white chocolate ganache

Banoffee
Banana, dulce de leche, brulee banana

Hall of Fame

Patissez Classic, the OG FreakShakes

Michael Jackson

Super choc cookie dough shake, white chocolate ganache, cookie crumb, black & white soft serve, fudge brownie and toasted marshmallow

Like A Velvet

Liquid red velvet cake, house made red velvet cake, whipped Italian vanilla gelato, strawberry sauce

Heartella

Fully loaded Nutella shake, Little Hearts, mother loads of Nutella, vanilla cream & Little Hearts